+userinfo
+entries
+friends
+calendar
+add me

Baby, if you were x-squared I would want to be 1/3 x-cubed so that I could be the area under your curve.

My name is Alyson, and I shower naked .

Planning crazy parties. Being cooler than you. Building robots. Fixing cars. Playing tourist. Sunglasses & the sunshine that goes with it. South Park. Being vulgar. Learning swear words in foreign languages. Colbert. AND YOU!

I only really hate two things: the color mustard and the fact that the mailman on Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood was named Mr. McFeely.

Man: 'Cause I'm like, 'Seven a.m. is too fuckin' early for Jesus -- too fuckin' early.' --Union Square station

Caribbean woman pacing back and forth on crowded subway: Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen, Jesus is coming! Jesus is on the number two train tonight! Repent! Repent! Jesus is coming and he's on the number two train tonight. Repent for your sins! Jesus died for you -- for men, women, lesbians, gays... --Uptown 2 train from 72nd St

Drunk student: So, she said that Jesus loves you and died for your sins and made the Statue of Liberty disappear, or something. --Uptown 2 train from 66th St

Homeless man on subway speaker: I am the lord, Jesus Christ. He is everywhere, including on this train... Give Jesus money and food or else hell will come down. [As police approach] Fuck off the lord, nigga. --1 train, 168th St

Girl to friend: You know what? You need Jesus. You need Jesus! --John Jay College

Woman successfully holding many paper towel rolls in hands and an open umbrella between her chin and shoulder: I am Jesus now. --109 & Broadway

Roar Roar Roar I'm a DINOSAUR!
[	userinfo	|	livejournal userinfo	]
[	calendar	|	livejournal calendar	]